Dust Bunny Granny Here

by Ethel Meilleur

Someone asked, Hey Dust Bunny Granny

Were you ever married?

Damn straight I was

I was married to Bugs Bunny but

He hopped around on me

I divorced him for Goofy

That didn't pan out

I left him for Dagwood

Dagwood fed me so many fattening sandwiches

I gained one hundred and fifty pounds

I left him for Porky Pig and now

I'm full of shit

Ethel Meilleur

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